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Posted: 11 Feb 2009 08:51 AM CST Nothing like a good teammate
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Posted: 11 Feb 2009 08:37 AM CST No need for airbrushing here!
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Posted: 11 Feb 2009 08:15 AM CST New Zealand is an island country in the south-western Pacific Ocean about 1250 miles southeast of Australia. The country comprises two main landmasses, the North Island and the South Island, and numerous smaller islands, including the Cook Islands and Niue. The indigenous Māori named New Zealand Aotearoa, commonly translated as The Land of the Long White Cloud.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2009 07:30 AM CST Sometimes you just have to say no to the shot girl with the penis at the end of a bottle.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2009 07:10 AM CST A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" |
Posted: 11 Feb 2009 06:45 AM CST Just some really cool images..
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