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We Love APPLE Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:30 AM CDT Now, what makes you think we don’t have so much love for APPLE products??

Hot Housewives Friday! Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:27 AM CDT Not quite desperate housewives, but these hot chicks doing household chores is enough to make any man go crazy! Go crazy this weekend.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:24 AM CDT Say it with me! TGIF!!!! Your last installment for the week, catch it before you get too drunk to laugh.

Hottest ESPN Reporters Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT Pretty sure that these reporters get higher viewership rates than their male counterparts just cause superstar athletes would much rather give their time to a hot reporter in a skirt. And of course, cause they are hot!

Escape from Camp Crystal Lake Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT Jason is back on Friday the 13th and you are stuck in this eerie camp that he is lurking around. Get out!

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:12 AM CDT WHEN A BEAUTIFUL GIRL GETS WED - What happens when the town’s pretty girl is about to get married? AIRPORT MUSICAL - Cool musical by a team at the airport breaking out in song out of the blue and entertaining all the waiting passengers. WHAT HAPPENS AFTER A ONE-NIGHT STAND

Farabe Cottingham - White as Snow Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:09 AM CDT This model is definitely one of the seemingly purest models I’ve seen on this site. Why? Just cause she believes that sex should be kept until her wedding night. Kudos to you girl! “I definitely think sex is something that should only be shared between people who know they love each other more than anything and want to be with the other person for the rest of their lives”

Craziest Hats Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:06 AM CDT Think some of these ladies just got utterly bored with their wardrobe and decided, ‘Hey why don’t I just get the craziest things I can find and stick it on my head?”

Defining Occupations As They Actually Are Posted: 26 Sep 2008 07:03 AM CDT Accountant - Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor - Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. Banker - The fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) Economist - An expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Statistician - Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant. Actuary - Someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. Programmer - Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. Mathematician - A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. Lawyer - A person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief." Psychologist - A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. Schoolteacher - Is some one who likes children. A royal baby sitter. Consultant - Someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. Diplomat - Someone who can tell you to go some where you don't like in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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