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Deconstruction of Famous Personalities & Some Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:30 AM CDT Here is what some of our famous celebrities, politicians and leaders are made of. Clearly deconstructed for ease of understanding.

Babelicious Fergie Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:27 AM CDT Fergie or Stacy Ann Ferguson was born on 27 March 1975 and is the lead singer in the award winning group Black Eyed Peas. Did you know that she used to host a TV series called ‘Great Pretenders’? Anyway, this chick has long left her mundane life behind and is one of the most prominent female rockers today. She has a smoking body to match although she can have her off days on the photographs. But most times, she is gorgeous & hot!

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:24 AM CDT Get your cool pictures, interesting pictures, funny pictures here! Get them while hot (I know some are not exactly hot, but give me a break will ya??)!

All About an Ass Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:21 AM CDT The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

Orange Coast College Cheerleaders Having Fun Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:18 AM CDT Another leaked set of cheerleaders having fun, too much fun. Seriously, is this some sort of ritual for all cheerleaders? To strip and pose in front of the camera is a form of releasing steam? Not that I’m complaining of course.

Footprints of Hurricane Ike Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:15 AM CDT Hurricane Ike was a Category 4 hurricane, with wind speeds of up to 145 mph. It was apparently the most severe storm thus far in 2008. The damage done by Ike is estimated to up be up to $27 billion along the coastal areas of US. Here is what’s left after Hurricane Ike passes through.

Feudalism Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:12 AM CDT Addictive strategy/RPG game where you need to build and recruit your armies, complete conquests and conquer towns.

Filthy Rich Gisele Bundchen Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:09 AM CDT According to Forbes, this Brazilian model is one of the highest paid model in the world raking in $33M in 2007 and $35M in 2008 so far! She is also the 16th richest woman in the entertainment industry and is in the Guiness Book of World Records for, guess what? Yes you are right, the richest supermodel in the world. Life just ain’t fair.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:06 AM CDT DIRTY TALK - With foreplay like that, who needs sex? BEGINNINGS OF THE INTERNET - The untold story of how the internet was started. OLDEST STRIPPER - This is what I call dedication! For a woman her age, she sure preserves herself well!

Lessons from Hell Posted: 18 Sep 2008 07:03 AM CDT These three guys die in a car wreck and they all go to Hell. When they arrive the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says, “It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.” The Devil decides to lock him in a room with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol imaginable. The guy’s thinking, “Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs into the room. The second guy says, “It’s the women, I could never stay faithful to my wife.” The devil opens up the second door and inside is nothing but the finest looking naked women as far as the eye can see. The guy was to be locked in for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it and his dick got instantly hard and he went running into the room as the Devil locked the door behind him. The third dude says, “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.” The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10ft tall icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts and locks the door. One hundred years pass and the Devil returns to check on the three men. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit, and piss. “I’ll never drink again!” he says. The devil says it’s good he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life. The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out twice as fast as when he went in. “I’m fucking gay!” he screams. The devil figures he’s learned not to cheat on his wife and decides to give him a second chance too. The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and sees nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting there in the same position that he was 100 years ago. The Devil asks him if he’s learned anything. The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek, “Dude … you got a light?”

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