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Posted: 17 Sep 2008 07:09 AM CDT Elsa Pataky is a Spanish actress born on 18 July 1976. She was mainly involved in Spanish films until she landed a supporting role for ‘Snakes on a Plane’ (guess she had to start somewhere right?). Pataky is quite an active gal, passionate about rollerblading, snowboarding and horseback riding. She is now currently dating American actor Adrien Brody (King Kong, The Pianist). |
Posted: 17 Sep 2008 07:06 AM CDT Sometimes life just seems unfair. You cannot even begin to imagine the amount of wealth the people in Dubai have. They have got so much money that they probably have run out of things to buy. Here are some ways they have tried to spurge their mind-boggling wealth. 0-14 Tower Dubai World Central International Airport Arabian Blade Arch Bridge Burj Dubai Dancing Tower Davinci Rotating Tower Dubai Mall Dubai Marina Dubai Pearl Dubai Renaissance Dubai Sport City Dubai Towers Dubai Water Front Falcon City of Wonders Golden Dome Dubai Hydropolis Mardinat Al Arab Dubai Metro Dubai Old Town The Opus Palm Island Dubai Land Snow Dome Sport Science World The World |
Posted: 17 Sep 2008 07:03 AM CDT A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?” The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said–”Well yeah, if that’s what they are–I never heard of circle flies.” So the farmer says–”Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.” The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, “Hey…wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?” The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass.” The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, “Hard to fool them flies though.” |
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