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| Posted: 20 Jul 2009 05:15 AM PDT Rachel Weisz is a stunning38 year old Oscar winning English actress. She has been in a lot of movies and for me I remember her most from hr role a Evy in the first two Mummy films. She took home the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in 2005 for The Constant Gardener and has several movie ready tom come out later this year. Weisz is engaged to be married and has a 3 year old son.
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| From Stewardess to Flight Attendant Posted: 20 Jul 2009 05:00 AM PDT I think I would have enjoyed the days when a flight attendant was called a stewardess and they wore nice mini skirts. Nor that I don’t enjoy the pantsuits and male attendants that are on the plane now, but if I am going to be 40,000 feet in the air at least give m some sexy legs to admire if we go down.
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| Posted: 20 Jul 2009 04:45 AM PDT |
| Posted: 20 Jul 2009 04:30 AM PDT Little Johnny went out into the garden and saw her cat Snuggles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. He fetched his Dad to look at Snuggles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Snuggles is dead, Johnny.” "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Little Johnny as he fought back tears. At a loss for words the father replied, "Snuggles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Snuggles right up to heaven." Little Johnny seemed to take his Snuggles' death quite well upon hearing what his father said. However, two days later when his father came home from work, Johnny had tears in his eyes once more and said: "Mommy almost died this morning." Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook his son and shouted, "How do you mean Johnny? Tell Daddy!" "Well", mumbled Johnny, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she would definitely have gone, Daddy".
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