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| Posted: 03 Feb 2009 05:40 AM CST This is interesting as I’ve never seen this done before. Art painted right on the guitars, anyone knows where to get it done?
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| Posted: 03 Feb 2009 05:30 AM CST IMPROV ANYWHERE STRIKES WITH NO PANTS  |
| World’s First Hotel in an Aircraft Posted: 03 Feb 2009 05:10 AM CST Just a few days ago, marked the opening of another wacky hotel, the world’s first aircraft hotel in Stockholm. An abandoned Boeing 747 jumbo jet has been saved from being trashed metal to become a 25-room hotel sited in Stockholm-Arlanda airport. Each room is bare 65 square ft big and furnished with bunk beds, overhead luggage storage and flat-screen TVs (no other choice but flat-screens!). There is a reception area and a cafe with toilets and showers at the rear of the aircraft, which means that you will have to share! The upper deck is a conference room and the best of all, the cockpit, is where the wedding suite is housed. Not a very comfy hotel I would think, but staying there just to get a feel of it might be cool.  |
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| Posted: 02 Feb 2009 09:40 PM CST Nikita Lynn is one lovely brunette (Gorilla Mask) Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Announce Location for 2010 Photo Shoot (Travelin’ Light) AZ Residents Fed Hardcore Porn During Super Bowl XLII By Comcast (Banned In Hollywood) Sexiest Super Bowl XLIII Commercials (Gunaxin) The Ultimate Hilarity Post (YepYep) Top 12 Most Inspirational Pep Talks of All Time (The Bachelor Guy) Happy Birthday Isla Fisher (MoonDog Sports) What not to wear….THE CONTEST (9 to Fried) Ilham Anas: Barack Obama’s Indonesian Look-a-Like (Gravy and Biscuits) Michael Phelps cleans his bong with chlorine (Brahsome) Redneck tries to sell a 1974 original K.I.S.S. tour shirt to a bunch of hippies in line for Phish tickets (Observation Bubble) Faye Reagan & Holly Webster Probably Want Some Privacy (The Beer Goggler) Bruce Springsteen puts his crotch on the camera (The World of Isaac) A few seconds with Stefan Fatsis, author and former Denver Bronco (HHR) Christian Bale flips out on the Terminator set (Holy Taco) Miss COED Amber V (COED) Chyenne Tozzi makes a skimpy bikini look so good (Celebridiot)  |
| Posted: 02 Feb 2009 06:30 AM CST Some nice pics of the largest city in Europe by night. Did you know that Moscow is home to the largest number of BILLIONAIRES in the world?
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| 40 Things To Say When You Snap in Work Posted: 02 Feb 2009 06:00 AM CST There are days when you reach beyond what you can bear and snap at work. Instead of saying something completely mundane and unimpactful, here are a few good suggestions of what you can say under those circumstances. If you are gonna crack, might as well make it a good one right? 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh .. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?! 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic and disorder…my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 40. Oh, I get it…like humor…but different.  |
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