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• Daily Funny Videos
• Cities at night….from a distance
• Monday Morning Memories
• Daily Cool Pics

Top 10 Reasons You Can’t Find A Job Posted: 11 Aug 2009 05:00 AM PDT The job market sucks right now and for some finding a job has proven next to impossible when following all the rules.  However, for some they like to push the envelope to stand out when going up for a new position.  Maybe they should rethink some of their methods. 10. Instead of shaking hands, you ask them to "pull your finger."  Some people can’t take a joke! 9. You're not willing to risk being downsized, since you're unsure if they're referring to your penis. 8. In your zealousness to pad your resume, you claim 10 years of Java and 15 years of HTML. But what do they know, they still use Windows? 7. After your interview tantrums, so-called "Equal Opportunity Employers" don't seem to be buying your "Tourette's Syndrome" excuse. 6. Small-minded employers find "alien abductions" unacceptable explanation for gaps in work history. 5. You can't afford shoes – Jesus only worse sandals! 4. "Slashed co-workers with a broken coffee mug" doesn't look as impressive on your resume as you thought it would. 3. Too much time during your interview spent discussing your jihad, not enough on how you would perform as the new personnel counselor. 2. You show up at each interview wearing an aluminum foil suit "just in case of enemy attack." 1. You list "smokin weed" as a hobby on the job application and offer to start group session to help the company relax at lunch.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 11 Aug 2009 04:30 AM PDT Worst Price is Right Bid Ever – Watch more Funny Videos More funny videos like the “fat suit dance” at Heavy.com Worst Price is Right Bid Ever – Watch more Funny Videos

Cities at night….from a distance Posted: 10 Aug 2009 06:30 AM PDT Ever wonder how your city looks from  great distance at night?  Well if you happen to live in one of these 21 locations enjoy! London, England Houston, Texas Montreal, Canada El Paso, Texas Sao Paulo, Brazil Las Vegas, Nevada Anvers, Belgium Chicago, Illinois Tokyo, Japan Madrid, Spain Athens, Greece Cairo, Egypt Riyadh, Saudi Arabi Abu Dhabi, UAE Tel Aviv, Israel Seoul, Korea Hong Kong, China Los Angeles, California San Diego, California Phoenix, Arizona Miami, Florida

Monday Morning Memories Posted: 10 Aug 2009 06:00 AM PDT Welcome back to he work week everyone.  Hopefully his Monday Morning memories can keep you smiling until 5pm!

Daily Cool Pics Posted: 10 Aug 2009 05:45 AM PDT You ever just have one of those days?  Your boss tells you to do something that should be a breeze and you end up FUBARing it worse than anyone though possible?

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