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| Posted: 26 May 2009 05:15 AM PDT Now I am not one to poke fun…who the hell am I trying to kid I love to mess with people and these kids deserve it! When you decide to pick out a dress or a tux for your high school prom most go to a store to check out the latest fashion trends and styles. Not these kids! These girls watch the classic film The Player’s Club for inspiration because we all know a movie about a black strip club is the first stop for all things high school fashion. Another important thing to note is that bringing a big wad of cash to make it rain during the closing dance is also critical to make the prom experience truly amazing or all.
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| Estella Warren is synchronized Posted: 26 May 2009 05:00 AM PDT Estella Warren is the first Canadian I have featured this year and she is a good one. The Ontario native is a former synchronized swimmer that has gone out to a career in fashion modeling and acting. You might recognize her from the hard to forget 2001 feature film Planet o the Apes. She was the female slave the Marky Mark wanted to get freaky with. She has also appeared in That 70’s Show, Ghost Whisperer, Law and Order, along with a bunch of B level movies. She has some stuff in he works including playing the lead of Belle in Beauty and the Beast.
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| Posted: 26 May 2009 04:30 AM PDT Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?” “My goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your friggin cat.”
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| Posted: 25 May 2009 05:45 AM PDT I know today is usually Monday Morning Memories, but I decided to twist things up a bit to celebrate the unofficial first day of Summer across the US - Memorial Day! This is the weekend when a bunch of overly tan girls travel down to the Jersey shore to open up shore houses, get drunk, and find an even more overly tanned guy to hook up with. For those of you that are out there enjoying this unique yearly mating ritual these are memories you are currently making. Enjoy!
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| Posted: 25 May 2009 05:30 AM PDT It’s Memorial Day in the US so for those of you heading out to the beaches, family gatherings, or just chilling remember to have fun and be safe. For those of you not in the US you are probably at work, going to work, or just getting home from work and for that I am sorry. In the mean time remember that wherever you are it could always be worse - like having your car wash up on shore.
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| Posted: 25 May 2009 05:15 AM PDT Once again in the spirit of Memorial Day and the grilling going on all over the country I bring to you crazy enormous burger. This burger is not a one person meal and requires some sort of machete to cut it in half. I am curious to know if the burger was any good because I can see cooking something this size getting a bit dry. I might have to try it out and tape the experience.
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| Posted: 25 May 2009 05:00 AM PDT Robyn Chance is a 23 year old American model that has been featured on everything from FHM to EDGE magazine. She has also done work in music videos for Faith Evans and Chris Brown. Sure she isn’t as famous as some of our other daily celebrity hotties, but I like her so deal with it!
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