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Karolina Kurkova Promoting Mango Posted: 09 Jun 2008 04:23 PM CDT Sexy Karolina Kurkova in skimpy outfits features in a photoshoot for a new Mango collection. I think they made a right choice when choosing a model to promote their clothes. She looks gorgeous! (more…)

iPhone 2.0 Announced Posted: 09 Jun 2008 04:21 PM CDT Today at the annual WWDC conference Steve Jobs announced the new iPhone 2.0 which supports the 3G standard. The iPhone 2.0 has a built-in GPS module and will sell for only $199 for 8 Gb model and for $299 for the 16 Gb one. This announcement, however, did not come unexpected as yesterday FT published info about the price of the new iPhone and its technical specs. Photos: AFP (more…)

Our Beautiful Earth! Posted: 09 Jun 2008 03:30 PM CDT These photos were taken from space! Look what a wonderful world we live in! (more…)

Imogen Thomas Topless for Zoo (NSFW) Posted: 09 Jun 2008 03:21 PM CDT There were some comments the other day criticizing our girls for being too slim! Just to make a difference we give you the UK Big Brother star, Imogen Thomas posing topless for the Zoo Magazine! (more…)

Great Advertising Posted: 09 Jun 2008 03:15 PM CDT Another selection of creative adverts from all over the world and promoting all sorts of products! (more…)

Hot Soccer Fans (NSFW) Posted: 09 Jun 2008 03:05 PM CDT In Austria and Switzerland a soccer EuroCup is being held! You might not like this sport but you will surely enjoy the soccer fans who paint their naked bodies in the  colors of their favorite teams! (more…)

Short Jokes Posted: 09 Jun 2008 02:40 PM CDT Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. ———————————————————— A boy asks his granny, “Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?” Granny replies,”Fuk the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!” ————————————————————- Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,”Dad, what’s love juice?” Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says,”So what were you watchin’?” Billy says,”Wimbledon.” ————————————————————- A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,”I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.” He replies,”Your eyesight is perfect.” ————————————————————- Wife gets naked & asks hubby,”What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?” Hubby looks her up & down and replies,”Your sense of humour!” ————————————————————- An elderly couple was attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’ He replies, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’

Daily Selection Posted: 09 Jun 2008 02:37 PM CDT (more…)

Amazing Installations from Oranges Posted: 09 Jun 2008 02:33 PM CDT (more…)

The Stowaway Posted: 09 Jun 2008 02:17 PM CDT A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young deck-hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, look, you’ve got a lot to live for. We’re off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on this ship. I’ll take good care of you and bring you food every day. Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, ‘I’ll keep you happy, and you’ll keep me happy, OK?’ The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. ‘What are you doing here?’ the captain asked. ‘I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,’ she explained. ‘I get food and a trip to Europe, and he’s screwing me.’ ‘He sure is, lady,’ the captain said. ‘This is the Ferry making trips between Robben Island and the Waterfront…’

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